Honest Haikus For Unsolicited Fertility Advice

Inspired by Emily Knapp

Photo by Max van den Oetelaar on Unsplash

“Just relax, and it’ll happen!”
Excuse me, mam, but
that’s not how biology
works, so please sit down.

“Maybe you should just adopt?”
Gee, maybe you should
educate yourself on what
it means to adopt a child.